Bye, let's go to Terris, Terry Zendl's for the bed.

They have the pet.

Hey, we're recording the podcast.

Shut up.

Good.

Running to you wherever you are because it is a morning somewhere for March 19, 2024.

My name is Bernie Burns sitting right over there struggling to get her words out this

morning. And Ashley Burns, how are you doing? How about what? Well, words are hard in the morning. Words are

always hard, but they're really hard in the morning. That was a crazy thing. That reporter from the drop was the first time I had ever heard

of the concept of aphasia, and I have been kind of fascinated with that ever since that.

It was a viral clip from when? Yeah, that was several years ago now.

2010. Oh, don't say that. Don't say that. I can look it up. I can look it up. It was a while ago. It was a while ago. It's funny how time there are things that will happen and they immediately feel like they happened so long ago. And there's other things that happen. And you're like, oh, yeah, it was just a couple years ago. No, that was decades ago. Yeah, or what there really was a period of time.

I think I'm past it now where it did feel like the 90s were 10 years ago.

Like, and then the 80s were 20 years ago.

Now they're like 30 and 40, you know?

Which is weird too, because when I was little, I never believed it when people were like,

you will never believe how fast time goes when you get older.

Of course not. You're sitting in school, like staring at the clock.

Oh, man.

Being like time passing as a little kid was the most brutal thing. Time lasted forever.

And now it really doesn't. So I do get why, as an result, I'm like, I'll, I need to do this and I need to do it soon. So next week, probably. And that is, that next week is going to come really fast.

We've learned a lot from, like, social, parenting social media algorithms. And one of the cool things we saw online was a tip for expressing time to kids is we just got a set of colored hourglasses.

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