2023 NBA Year In Review | Best Performance? Biggest Surprise? Funniest Quote?

No Dunks

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Sports, Comedy, Basketball

4.9 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

On Fri.'s No Dunks, Skeets recaps the holiday week of hoops — the Pistons' losing streak hits 28 games, historic boxscores from Haliburton and Jokic, is OKC old enough to truly contend, etc. — before sharing his 2023 NBA Year In Review. Best performance? Biggest surprise? Best trade? Least favorite storyline? Best milestone? And the funniest quotes? That, plus Mikal Bridges admits he's eaten Chipotle every day for the last 10 years! Happy New Year! -- 🗞️ Buy a gift subscription to The Athletic: https://bit.ly/3TA4i3L 👀 Join our Playback room for NBA LP fun: https://www.playback.tv/nodunks 👕 Fix up, look sharp in No Dunks merch: https://www.nodunks.com 📈 Subscribe to No Dunks on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NoDunksInc 🤔 Check out the latest Is [This] Good? pod: https://www.youtube.com/@isthisgood ❄️ Cold open: @nottclay: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn-ZGASAMhT/ -- • ZBiotics: Go to http://www.zbiotics.com/nodunks to get 15% off your first order when you use NODUNKS at checkout

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0:00.0	Welcome back.
0:05.0	You need to shut your eyes right now.
0:09.0	If you are not sitting down or lying in a comfy position, you're literally wasting my time.
0:15.0	I have a deep breath in through your trills and out through your mouth box.
0:23.3	All right, let's do some imagery.
0:25.5	It's a Saturday morning.
0:27.1	You had a long freaking week.
0:28.8	You didn't get any sleep the night before.
0:30.8	Boom, leaf blower.
0:32.1	Oh no, the basement flooded.
0:34.0	It's a nice winter evening.
0:35.5	You decide to take a walk.
0:37.2	I thought it would go well. Not tonight.
0:39.2	You slip on the ice and break your freaking arm. Your guests are five minutes away and your lasagna is
0:44.1	over-cooked. You're on a road trip. You look to your left. Beautiful landscape. You look to your
0:50.1	right. Six car pile up. now it's seven absolute chaos
0:54.7	good morning sweet world and welcome to the no dungs podcast on the athletic network
1:06.1	it's Friday December 29th 2003 I'm Jay E. Skeets here in the Classic Factory and alongside me, well, there he is. The man making the magic happen. Super producer, J.D. Hello. What's up, J.D. What's up? Yeah, no Tassie, no Trey. They are wrapping up their holiday break. It feels, I think Trey's actually just starting his Christmas.
1:28.6	He's had doing Christmas this morning with his kids.
1:31.1	You are right.
1:32.2	You're right.
1:32.6	He traveled to Illinois, had a lot of family and friends to see there.
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