From the Daily Show and White House Correspondent's Dinner,

Comedy Off Broadway welcomes Roy Wood Jr. August 18th and 19th.

Then catch New York comedian and popular podcast host Jared Freed,

August 24th through the 26th. And from TV and movies,

the legendary Carlos Mencia returns September 1st and 2nd

for tickets to all shows called 859-271 Joke,

or visit ComedyOffBroadway.com.

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Welcome to the show.

We're going to show you how to do the wrong one here in the Draft Kings headquarters

in a closet right next to Mike Goliq and Mike Goliq Jr.

who are sitting right on the other side of us, Shannon.

They might be able to hear us right now.

Hello, Goliqs.

You all through the hole in the wall.

There's all these things that say if you're a Goliq, you can eat this.

I'm just acting like we're Goliqs today.

You can give us a shout.

I'll tell you what, we're not going to open up the phone lines yet.

We're going to talk about how you can sign up for KSR and Draft Kings.

We're going to talk about, it's my birthday today.

Happy birthday.

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