Welcome to the Total Soccero!

Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and part one of our 2020-223 Premier League preview.

The TSS gang will be casting our collective eye on every single Premier League team over the next couple of Eps.

That's the top four chances.

The middle of the pack also

ran the newly promoted hopefuls and the relegation contenders. Those last two categories

are one and the same, by the way. My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today, a man who is secretly

sad. He doesn't get to tell us why Burnley are interesting this year. Taylor Rockwell, hello.

I am, although Everton just keeps signing Burnley players. So it sort of feels like since I'm

talking about Everton, I'm de facto talking about Burnley.

They're Burnley by osmosis. I like that. I do remember last year's preview, Tate, and

I said something facetious like Burnley are boring, and you put me straight for about 10 minutes.

So that's... Yeah. I mean I mean I think first of all I can I don't believe that happened I feel like I feel like

this is Ryan waiting a year to like to get some feelings out there and yeah maybe it turns out

I wasn't fully correct about Burnley being good last season I think I'm willing willing to admit that now. You made some good points. It was good. It was a good conversation, Taita. I don't need, don't need your sympathy. What I remember about last year's previews are Ryan just going through every team and calling every city that they play in a pooholm and getting abuse from our listeners because of it.

Burnley were top of that list, I think. All the ones that don't play in London. Anyway, also hear a man, you just heard his voice. He's anxiously waiting to see where his boy, Billy Gilmore, will play this season, Graham, rather than hello. At least it can't be Norse City. It can't be, but who will... It might be Everton, no, which is not much better.

We shall see. It can't be, but who will... It might be ever to know, which is not much better.

We shall see.

Rounding out our pack, a man who later in this episode will get the honour of discussing America's team, Leeds United.

Joe Lowry, say can you see, Jesse Marsh keeping leads up?

I was trying to do a national anthem that didn't work.

Ryan, I like how quickly all this went off the rails. As soon as you introduced Taylor and reminded us all of what he said about Burnley last year, we all jumped in, one, without you introducing us, and two, it just turned to pure another chaos. I am excited, and Taylor, you're the one who put the list together. So thank you for giving me America's team. I saw my name next to Leeds in the little assignment sheet we had, and I was truly

...