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Hi, everybody. Welcome to Am I the Asshole podcast. I am Danny Vega, joined by my lovely, lovable co-host. Sarah, how are you today?

I can't really complain. So, yeah, there's that. Pretty low. Pretty low. I mean, not a great. You just can't complain so that you're not quite good. I feel like that's accurate. I'm adequate. I have some

mild annoyances, but I don't want to complain about them because I'll sound like a huge asshole.

All right. Well, I'm learning not to pry and

accepting that if that's a boundary that you want to create, I respect. I just bought a new phone,

but I don't think I like it. So now I'm just debating if I want to return it. You're not an asshole

for that, Terry. You had a very old phone. I think you had an older phone than almost anyone I know,

which is also crazy because I know you're, you're on your phone a lot. You're an influencer. So I don't think you're an asshole at all. So what do you hate about the new phone you have? Okay. So here's the thing. I didn't want to like buy a full price like iPhone 12 because those are like upwards of $800.

So I got the iPhone 12 mini, which was less.

And I was like, oh, this will be good because I was kind of between that and like the 11

because I was borrowing that from my friend

for like a week or however long it's been since I broke my phone, I think about a week.

And I was like, you know what, this is huge, but it's not so bad. I feel like I'm kind of used to it.

But I ended up going with the 12 mini just because it's a little bit newer.

And I was like, and I feel like it's probably the same size as the seven, which I was used to.

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