2018 Golden Crappies LIVE!
Watch What Crappens
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🗓️ 5 February 2018
⏱️ 116 minutes
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It's time for the annual Golden Crappy Awards where we honor achievement in all things Bravo. For the first time ever, we've upped the stakes, recording in front of a live audience at The Hollywood Improv! Come join us as we fête the best (and the worst) of everything Bravo has to offer with a little help from our friends! Plus, stick around for a very special audience moment!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. |
| 0:06.0 | Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy |
| 0:10.8 | singles through some ranchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. |
| 0:15.8 | Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, just Chaz and Brittany Brave |
| 0:21.5 | to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to the 2018 Golden Crappie Awards. Brought to you by a watch what crap ends, a podcast that all the crap on Bravo we love to watch. |
| 0:42.3 | Tonight we honor achievements by Real Housewives of New York City. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. |
| 0:50.3 | Vanderbilt rules. Real Housewives of Dallas. Halloudeck. Southern Chorm. Chaz of sunset. |
| 1:00.6 | Summarous. And many, many more. Now, please welcome your host for the night. |
| 1:09.1 | Ronnie Caron. Man Ben Madelker. |
| 1:20.3 | Hello. Hello. Oh my God. Welcome to the first ever live-daping of the crappies. |
| 1:36.2 | Now, I made an effort to order some shit from China to wear here, but you know my ass ain't wearing that for an hour and a half. |
| 1:44.3 | No, no, but thank you, China. We are so, so excited to be doing this live for the first time, |
| 1:51.1 | but don't worry, even though there will be actual envelopes being opened, we will continue our tradition |
| 1:55.9 | of ripping paper into the microphone. I just have to pull out some of these envelopes here. We have |
| 2:03.2 | so many special guests. Yes, yes, Shannon. We have someone to forward just like, |
| 2:08.8 | you're my conactor on your left. It's already a lot of thank you. Thank you so much. I know a bunch of |
| 2:15.4 | you guys came down from San Francisco for this. Look at them all here. A bunch of you guys came up. |
| 2:21.4 | San Francisco with me. Yeah. I know a bunch of you guys also came up from San Diego and Orange County. |
| 2:30.4 | You're just going to say a lot of things that you get booze from. Yeah. Yeah, we'll just say |
| 2:35.0 | booze like what's up for LA everyone? Look here for Melrose Avenue. How's this? So |
| 2:45.0 | we have a lot of categories to go through, but first of all, look, look at these wonderful |
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