Ah, I will rope him in, but he wants to go.

I thought there was a very little chance of our...

It's like the heat, the heat, the heat and the dust of the chantsalise.

Back to what we know and love to be a bit of a toilet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's kind of gone from...

Glory, the most beautiful avenue in the world.

The late afternoon splendour of this grueling and beauteous sport

to sort of central Parisian crappole really with lots of dogs dirt on the pavement.

Are you recording this?

Yeah.

Oh God, we've started.

World-class amounts of urine fall every night on Paris.

I noticed that this morning when I went from my...

I went in the absence of our dear friend Chris Baldwin.

Chris and I have our Paris run that we do.

And I went on our Paris run where I introduced Chris many years ago

to the concept of a touching point,

which is what you do when

you go on an out and back run. But to mark the point at which you turn around, you have to find

something of note or heft to touch. Otherwise, it's not a, you know, it's not a proper run.

So we found a monument of, I think it's to Marischel Foch, outside the Anvalides.

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