200: 200th Episode Special: Two Hams and a Cave & Sisterhood of the Traveling Vest
We're Here to Help
Headgum
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
For their 200th episode, Jake and Gareth take calls in-studio and unbox a gift sent by the caller from Ep 174 "A Thing For Dinosaurs." Then, they salvage a moonlit wedding photo and plan a new life for Gareth's terrible plaid vest. Plus, surprise follow-ups from Ep 197 "Don't Cry for Me, Season Tickets" and Ep 112 "Put Some Jeans on that Baby Jesus."
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. So then this is, I believe, all of us, but we're live on |
| 0:21.5 | We're there to help. |
| 0:25.0 | So then this is, I believe, just the intro for the 200. |
| 0:30.1 | Yeah, we are, all of this will also be main show, but tonight it is live on Patreon. |
| 0:35.4 | Yeah, and we should remind anyone listening to the non-live Patreon to join the Patreon. |
| 0:41.0 | Yeah, we're having a lot of fun over there. |
| 0:42.2 | Because you're going to miss out on stuff like this. |
| 0:44.9 | I agree. |
| 0:45.7 | And then for those who have joined us on Patreon, thank you guys for sticking with us. |
| 0:51.0 | For those of you who have stuck with us on the main show, thanks for sticking with us. Thanks for telling people. Thanks for telling people. Thanks for telling us you didn't like the Wednesdays when we were just kind of throwing the old shows. By the way, thanks for also writing an insane, now they miss the re-releases. Yeah. See, this is what happens. That's what happens. |
| 1:11.6 | So what's going on with you, Gareth? |
| 1:13.6 | Well, you know, the usual stuff, I'm getting ready to go to Fort Collins, getting ready to go in a van again. |
| 1:20.6 | You're driving from here to there. |
| 1:22.6 | That's right. |
| 1:23.6 | Yikes. |
| 1:24.6 | Yep. |
| 1:25.6 | How are you? |
| 1:26.6 | You just got announced that your movie will be on Apple. Yeah. Which is great. Yeah, that's going to come out. I'm driving at Fort Collins in a van and your movie comes out on Apple that Ben Stiller produced. Okay. We're doing this. Do you know what I'd like to talk to you about and nail right now is do the fucking |
| 1:45.6 | cameo thing. |
| 1:46.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:47.6 | Let's just write it up. |
| 1:48.6 | Okay. |
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