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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

20 Years of Wedded Bliss & The Return of the Divorce Gorilla

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network

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4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Marriage milestones, celebrity meltdowns, and one of the greatest radio freakouts of all time — just another completely normal day on The Rizzuto Show.

In this episode of the funny podcast chaos factory, Rizz celebrates a huge personal milestone: 20 years of marriage. That’s two decades of early alarms, family chaos, and Amelia somehow still deciding not to trade him in for a newer model. The crew takes a moment to reflect on what it actually takes to survive 20 years of wedded bliss… including 4,000+ mornings of a 2:30AM alarm clock and almost 19,000 hours of solo parenting while Rizz talks nonsense on the radio.

But the celebration quickly turns into the kind of hilarious derailment you expect from a daily comedy show when the infamous “Divorce Gorilla” gets brought back into the conversation. Nothing says romance like a guy in a gorilla suit serving legal papers.

From there, the gang dives into one of the most relatable discussions ever: celebrity meltdowns we secretly understand. Britney Spears vs. paparazzi. Christian Bale absolutely losing it on a movie set. Ben Affleck’s legendary “I’m done with everything” cigarette photo. The crew debates which public freak-outs were actually justified and which ones were just Hollywood chaos.

The conversation also gets surprisingly real when the crew talks about artists canceling tours due to mental health struggles and the ripple effect that has on fans, crews, and the music industry. It’s a rare moment where a comedy podcast accidentally becomes thoughtful before immediately returning to jokes about rage rooms and slapping coworkers.

Of course, no episode would be complete without some classic Crap On Celebrities headlines, including pop star lawsuits, music news, streaming recommendations, and a new video game where you can literally play as a Karen and demand to speak to the manager.

Add in classic radio clips, bizarre celebrity stories, and the crew roasting each other nonstop, and you’ve got another ridiculous installment of The Rizzuto Show funny podcast.

Basically: marriage advice, celebrity chaos, and the kind of sarcastic humor that makes morning radio worth waking up for.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Rizzuto.

0:01.2

Burzudo. No, today it's a massive milestone in the Riz household. Today is my 20-year wedding anniversary. Whoa. What are you doing? Today is the big, the big two zero. Congratulations. Happy Annie. There was a guy in the lobby just said he had papers for you. I can imagine that. Is that bad?

0:21.6

The divorced gorilla?

0:23.1

The divorce gorilla's here?

0:23.6

Oh, no. Yeah, he did have a gorilla costume on no head.

0:25.6

She gets everything.

0:27.7

No, what do we do?

0:28.3

I mean, really not much today.

0:29.4

We are going, you know, we're going on vacation together next month.

0:31.8

But she's going to Columbus, Ohio, tomorrow.

0:36.8

How romantic.

0:37.3

How romantic, huh?

0:38.6

Was my daughter for a cheer thing.

0:40.3

She saw your son kick your ass live on the cams.

0:43.5

And now she's like, I can't look at you the same way anymore.

0:46.4

Listen, we met back in 1998.

0:48.8

I was just a guy with a dream.

0:51.0

And Amelia was somebody with significantly better judgment than she has now.

0:55.5

And I crunch some of the numbers.

0:57.3

So we put up some pretty good numbers.

0:59.9

So 2003, you know, it was the year we took the leap of faith, packed a moving truck up and moved to St. Louis for my job.

1:09.7

She traded everything familiar for a city that she'd never lived in just to support me,

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