20: Santa Gives Sophie a Dildo ft. Sophie's Dad and Jamie's Mum (Patrique and Penny)

NewlyWeds

JamPot

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships, 592049

4.6 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Buckle up sisters this week the NewlyWeds are getting in the mooood for Christmas and they have the outfits to go with it. Dressed as Mary and Joseph, Sophie and Jamie invite the in-laws on the pod.

Sophie’s dad, Patrique and Jamie’s mum, Penny chat to the NewlyWeds about all things Christmas traditions, Jamie ‘ruining’ Christmas one year and more. Plus the in-laws read some of your beautiful love messages, and give some really great advice.

We absolutely LOVE your messages on LOVE! Please keep in sending them in and start your message with the word "LOVE”.

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Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the NewlyWeds tour here

And if you loved Santa, you can find him on @miromagicparty

Thanks for listening x

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. Jingle Bell,
0:27.0	bough, jingle bell,
0:29.0	you need to get the microphone closer to your mouth.
0:32.0	Jingle bell sing and Jingle bell.
0:35.0	That's not how you dress like merry.
0:37.0	Jaying and paying and like ity do.
0:40.0	Jaying and paying.
0:42.0	Jingle bell. Oh my God, I forget at this...
0:45.0	What I forget in life is that this little microphone is in people's ears and they're strolling
0:51.6	happily on their way to work and they have Sophie at Boom, this strange human singing
0:58.3	Singing out of tune in there it. Yeah, to a lot of people. A lot of people just heard that. I just think it's you and I.
1:04.3	No, no, there's a load of people. I have no correlation. Someone is in girls right now getting.
1:08.7	Someone's, okay, someone's just in Tesco's getting their bakery.
1:12.8	I like that jump from Gail's to the shell garage and...
1:17.8	Gellage.
1:18.8	What?
1:19.8	What have you got on your head?
1:20.8	I'm gonna ask like who brought me like why do I not speak right and say any
1:24.3	because you got spoonerism? Oh it's true that's my worst one like
1:28.8	McDonald's. Soviet has something called spoonerism now spoonerism is a verbal error in which a speaker accidentally
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