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You're listening to a morbid network podcast.

You're listening to Cult Leader and I'm your Cult Leader Spencer Henry.

First off, welcome to you new listeners. This is a show about...

What do we... What do we... What do we talk about on here?

The bad stuff, the bad news.

Here's some good news. I got to meet some of you last week.

Colt members out in the wild. Super cool.

Strange. Exciting. It just makes me so happy.

One of you caught me online at Starbucks in Vegas and you're like,

Hey, I saw your phone case and it's like, of course, my phone case says Cult Leader on it because I'm definitely the person that wears their own merch.

But while speaking up, I'm literally sitting in a Cult Leader sweatshirt right now because...

Why not? They're cozy. They're comfy.

And speaking of merch, last week I announced on my personal Instagram at Spencer Henry that the Cult Leader merch shop is back up and running.

And it will be open from now until February 3rd when we temporarily close again for shipping.

So you can go to Cult Leader.com slash merch and find it there or I think the link is in my bio.

I heard you guys loud and clear though. We added black options to the existing merch.

A lot of you were like, I can't wear white. I don't trust myself to wear white because I will spill on it.

And I'm the same way. So I guess I was just like having a moment. I was feeling really brave.

So it's there. You can go buy it. Pay attention to my Instagram this week because I got something cool coming.

And thank you seriously to all of you guys that have placed orders. Please keep tagging me, tag Cult Leader because I get so excited anytime I see someone in their Cult merch.

And that's it. So let's get to the real reason we're all here. Murder.

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