20: GAM020 Heaven's Door

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2016

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath tackle a movie about little girl who has the ability to cure cancer, AIDS, heart disease, and kidney failure, but instead uses it to cure hamsters with indigestion. But when her atheist mother finds out, she puts a stop to all this magical altruism in a hurry in Heaven's Door.--- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more from them, check out their Facebook page.

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0:00.0	The opening line is, what's a POV mean?
0:07.0	And man was I disappointed that this scene did not turn out to be what I thought it was.
0:12.0	I was like, oh man, I just automatically came.
0:15.0	I saw charisma comparator having a man sign a contract that said POV on it.
0:19.0	And I was already out, I was on my thumb, I was up to the wrist in my own ass and yet...
0:25.0	It's not what it turned out to be.
0:29.0	She's writing a story about a moron who runs a diner.
0:32.0	God awful movie!
0:40.0	Movie!
0:41.0	Movie!
0:42.0	Movie!
0:43.0	Movie!
0:44.0	Movie!
0:45.0	Movie!
0:48.0	Movie!
0:49.0	Movie!
0:51.0	Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema
0:55.0	in an effort to be as miserable as Christians tell me atheists are supposed to be.
0:58.0	I'm your host Noah Luzonz and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath Enright.
1:02.0	Heath, so glad you haven't thought better of this yet.
1:05.0	Yeah, I don't really have a choice though because Netflix won't let me watch anything without religion words in the title anyway.
1:10.0	I'm trying to watch scrubs and it's like, you sure you don't want to watch a...
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