2 Weddings

The Kirk Minihane Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.4 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Blind Mike and Ted Sellers in studio as Saco tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10am at KMSTickets.com . Ted invites Justin to his wedding but he already has a wedding to go to that day. (0:4:00). Kirk hates Biodude (0:17:00). Mike defends Kevin From Bristol (0:23:00). The Vikings have a new male cheerleader (0:51:00). Ted doesn't think Gus is going to Utah (1:27:00). A letter from Ted Sarandis' family (1:41:00).

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0:00.0	Hey, Kirkmanahan show listeners.
0:01.4	You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. No, video of you carry up the stairs today? He did. Oh, nobody can video it, I guess. No, I think there was. Yeah, I thought of something different for. You found something different? Yeah, for tonight. Oh, for tonight? You're not carrying me down the stairs. Yes, yeah you are.
0:01.3	For what?
0:02.7	Just for... You found something different? Yeah, for tonight. Oh, for tonight? You're not carrying me down the stairs.
0:21.4	Yes, yeah, you are.
0:22.5	For what?
0:23.4	For the...
0:24.0	Just for after.
0:25.4	A tease. You're teasing right now. Yeah, it's not going to be... You're teasing me right now. I like that. Oh. Yeah. Let me read this quick. I don't do this often. This is from Barstool, so it's not me.
0:19.2	This is from the National Association of Rape Survivors.
0:22.5	We take rape very, very seriously.
0:24.7	I have to read this, even if it's a babysitter who's 16 vacuuming top us for an 11-year-old boy, which later led to many, many, many funny cream and ejaculation jokes. Unfortunately, I mean, I just had to get in front. One second. The stream just crashed. I had to put it back up. My bits are, I mean, it's a great genius comes from. Yeah, legally had to get in for you. One second.
0:54.9	The stream just crashed.
0:56.0	I had to put it back up.
0:57.4	My bits are falling apart.
0:57.7	Damn. At least we can hear this guy hammered downstairs. Oh, well. He was signed. The podcast is still going, though. Yes. All right. So who cares? Were you saying, Mike? Well, Justin went downstairs and came back and was kind of bragging us how he laid down the law.
0:55.2	Oh.
0:55.4	And as he was explaining, the hammering started back down.
0:58.4	Just continued? Justin went downstairs and came back and was kind of bragging us how he laid down the law. Oh. As he was explaining, the hammering started back down. They said at 10, they'll be stopping. I can hear myself. He was sad. The pocket. You sound pretty good. There you go. Sounds good, Justin. Run the whole thing. Justin went down stairs and came back. Are you good, Justin? Yes.
1:27.7	Okay.
1:30.9	You just keep that looping.
1:33.1	It'll be like 10 million of us.
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