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Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

2 – Sentinels in the Mist

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes

Arts, Books, Visual Arts

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2014

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

In which we introduce the villains of the Silver Age: Magneto makes some valid points, Mastermind is a Nice Guy of OkCupid, the Scarlet Witch predicts Cat Breading, the Trasks should really have known better, and the Comics Code Authority is down with pterosaurs.

X-Plained:

  • Common characteristics of enduring X-villains
  • Mutant identity politics and moral relativism
  • Context-agnostic Juggernaut flashbacks
  • An unorthodox approach to anthropology
  • Cyclops’s greatest diplomatic achievement
  • Silver-Age haberdashery
  • An innovative modification to vampire mythology
  • Cultural assimilation
  • The propaganda-and-sweater-vest machine
  • Hex bolts
  • Supplemental reading

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Rachel I was reading X-Force, you know, the new Cy Spurrier one.

0:03.2

Yeah, what's on your mind, Miles?

0:04.6

So what's the deal with cables, kid?

0:06.8

Tyler, wasn't he actually Strife's kid?

0:09.1

Either way, he's been dead since like 96.

0:11.2

Why do you ask?

0:12.1

Uh, no, not him, the other one that's in the coma right now.

0:15.4

Oh, okay, that's Hope. She was the first mutant baby born after the Scarlet,

0:18.9

which reality warped the mutant population to near extinction after House of M.

0:22.2

House of M. House of M.

0:24.0

Okay, that's the magnetocentric utopia

0:26.0

where the Scarlet Witch is imaginary

0:28.0

but not actually imaginary kids were, right?

0:31.0

Yeah, that one.

0:32.0

Okay, so Hope. Right, she's not actually cables kid.

0:35.4

Cyclops just sent her off with him because so many people were trying to kill her

0:38.8

they figured she'd actually be safer growing up on the run in a post-apocalyptic future. Oh, the one in the stone with the sentinels.

0:44.0

No, no, the literally post-apocalyptic Iskani timeline.

0:46.5

Okay, the one where Cable's from?

0:48.0

Well, the one where he grew up.

0:49.4

Cable's actually from the main timeline, but when he was a baby Cyclops had to send him to that

0:53.4

future with this none who turned out to be the far future version of his alternate

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