You see the guy that Nick that says a tartar sauce on a hot dog?

Yep.

So freaking good.

I think that's kind of crazy. Yeah, but he's right about, though. All the stuff on the tartar sauce is in a hot dog anyway. Toppings you'd find on a hot dog. A mayonnaise. I don't put banties on a hot dog. Relish, onions, mustard, mayo. It sounds disgusting. I thought the same thing until I tried it.

And now I don't want a hot dog.

Well, I mix tartar sauce and ketchup all the time on seafood. It sounds disgusting. I thought the same thing until I tried it. And now I don't want a hot dog without a...

Well, I mix tartar sauce and ketchup all the time when I'm on seafood. I'll do that. I'll mix it all together. This guy's showing up at a barbecue. They're like, oh, we're having burgers at hot dogs. He's like, what's the goddamn tartar sauce? That wasn't on your list of taking years off your life? It was only 10 things on that, but I'm sure there's more on your list.

Cuts up is...

Heroin's in there.

Right, considered an ultra-processed food. Of course it is. I wanted to say there was a style of hot dog that involved mayo already. I thought it was the Seattle-style hot dog. Is it? No, that's cream cheese. They put cream cheese and grilled onions on a Seattle-style hot dog.

I'd wolf that down.

Yeah, I think that'd be pretty damn good.

Take that 20 minutes off the end of my life.

I don't care.

Yeah.

Let's just right now.

And it's real simple.

That's it.

All beef hot dog, what they say, a generous smear of cream cheese and grilled onions.

Got to have the smear.

Maybe you just have jalapinos on.

Yeah, maybe you add some jalapinos, mustard, or serracha, but those two are just the main ingredients for a Seattle-style dog.

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