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Bush mentioned the Chicago Dog.

There's been a lot of hot dog conversation going on.

I love the Chicago Dog.

I had one this weekend.

Delish.com and apparently a lot of cities have their own version of the hot dog.

The New York hot dog.

Simple hot dog.

Topped with spicy brown mustard, sourcrown, sauteed onions, tomato paste, the Atlanta dog.

I didn't know there was a such a thing as an Atlanta dog.

Slaw.

They put a lot of slaw, and it looks like there's some kind of ground beef.

All right.

Chicago dog, we discussed the Chicago dog yesterday and all the ingredients that need to go into Chicago dog. The Detroit dog, by the way, the footlong. Yeah. Famous dog from Detroit is named the Coney Dog. Well, I thought that was... Coney Island, right? Yeah. And they smother them in beefy, chili, shredded cheddar cheese, and raw onions. That sounds good. A chili dog. Yeah, that's what it sounds like to me. San Francisco, hot dogs are wrapped in. What's the chili dog sex act? Look that up. I don't think we can say it on the end. No. It involves scat. Oh, boobs and scat. If Nick knows we can't say it on the air. That's right. Boobes are the bun, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. It's not pleasant for anybody, I wouldn't think. Yeah, you've got to find somebody that really lines up with what you're looking for. Yeah, I guess you do. I guess there's a, you know, a lid for every pot, as they say. Right.

If you're into that and you also find somebody that's into that, you've found your person.

Yeah, that person, what do you want to do that's in bed that's different?

What do you like? San Francisco.

Pitch my nipples.

Okay, no big deal.

Has hot dogs wrapped in or topped with bacon.

Creamy mayo, Other cooling toppings.

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