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Hello everybody! It's Monday!

Excuse me? Kettle-lay off them cigarettes, man. I'm officially smoking.

These sound weird, these. They're nice. I sound kinda weird in my own head.

Maybe it's the cigarette smoke and mucus that's been backing up.

I'm spitting clams like you read about Clam Wiggly, Mother of God.

Ha ha, Brendan's face. How are you folks, Nick Depalo? I'm your host, Straight White, Mal, and proud of it.

I tore down a Peggy at least at you this weekend. I was just...

I was just... I don't even know who Peggy Lee is. Sure. I don't even know what she is.

I mean, I know she's... she's an actress, right?

It's a film movie. Hey, real quickly before...

Forget, I want to thank you contributors to my podcast, The Nick Depalo Podcast.

Daniel Pammettouin, my buddy Dennis, and Timothy Yule. Thank you so much for your financial contributions.

If you want to sign up for the Nick Depalo Podcast, go to connectpal.com slash Nick.

Connectpal.com slash Nick. 399 a month. You get five shows, one free one on Monday,

which is on iTunes and riotcast.com, etc. And then you get four more. So that's less than a buck.

A show for Christ's sake. So please, even if you're homeless, you can give it a shot.

Can't you? Connectpal.com slash Nick. And these people contribute on top of the 399 a month,

as much as you want or as little as you want. But my wife and ice hat and some ski boots.

What? Fight?

Connectpal.com slash Nick. What the hell is going to first of all?

Thoughts and prayers to Texas, Mother of God, Houston.

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