199: House of 1,000 Corpses

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Well, well, well...Kristen lost the game on our latest episode of The Netherworld Dispatch and as a result, she had to watch and review Rob Zombie's House of 1,000 Corpses. If you're a huge fan of this movie, we can only assume you're going to hate this episode of the show. For full sources and links, visit http://www.gttupod.com/home/gttu199 Support GTTU and get access to monthly bonus podcasts, a private Discord, monthly livestreams, and more at patreon.com/gttupod. Thank you so much! See everything GTTU-related at gttupod.com. Watch videos of all of our episodes at youtube.com/talkbomb Follow us online: https://www.instagram.com/gttupod https://www.facebook.com/gttupod https://www.twitter.com/gttupod Join our private Facebook group at facebook.com/groups/gttupod

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0:00.0	This is my Roger Ebert style review of House of a thousand corps.
0:04.1	It's not terribly long.
0:06.3	A kaleidoscopic nightmare of noise and sound.
0:09.2	Hello!
0:19.1	Hello, welcome to Guide to the Unknown. I'm Kristen. And I'm her little brother William. And today I'm paying the piper.
0:22.8	I think we mentioned it at the end of last week's show.
0:26.6	We revealed that when we did our Patreon episode this past month,
0:31.0	and Will and I had like a horror trivia showdown I was the loser and the
0:37.1	loser yeah was to do an episode based on a topic of the winner's choosing specifically designed to make the loser not happy.
0:47.0	So basically had Kristen won and as we all know because we're all here. She did not. She lost. I would have had to watch some of the
0:57.1	real housewives episodes where they go to seances and stuff. And probably...
1:01.5	It would have been great fun.
1:03.0	People have been saying, oh, I still want that episode.
1:06.0	Oh, well, then you should hope for a stronger champion.
1:09.0	Because Kristen was defeated and the topic I had chosen and it took me about a millisecond to come up with it was
1:16.8	Kristen should have to watch the Rob zombie classic house of a thousand corpses and
1:27.0	discuss it with us tell us what it's about. Share her review. Yeah. And well we all know what happened.
1:30.0	Kristen had to watch it.
1:32.0	We all know it happened. Yes, I watch it. We all know what happened.
1:34.0	Yes, I watched it.
1:35.0	I watched it today.
1:36.0	I both wanted to come into this fresh
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