You're listening to Nick Depalo on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

Well, hello everybody. It's Monday. How depressing.

How are you? Okay?

I burnt the goddamn rods and cones out of my eyes staring at that sun.

I didn't know it could hurt you. I had a fucking nice, but pure binoculars.

Stay out of here for about, I'd say 11 minutes.

Now I need one of those, one of those dogs that you bring on a plant.

I don't mean seeing eye dogs, the emotional ones, emotional support dogs, emotional support.

Yeah, that's the phrase.

That's Andy Fiori. I'm 35, he's 39 and his memory is fucking worse than mine.

Therapy dog, whatever. Therapy dog, close enough. I'm just saying.

That was all the hype and I said to my wife, she's getting all excited.

Hardboard box with two holes cutting it and some white paper taped on the inside.

She put it on her head and I'd do it all. Husbands doing it when a wife has a box on their face.

I paid the girl to leave.

Listen, what? Get out of here! You can't talk!

No, I hit it with a fucking whiff of all bad. I was trying to...

I was cracking it overhead and she's laughing and I'm getting blind.

What a crocker. Shit that was.

These font straight fellas.

Andy's playing on the computer right. There we go.

Everything okay?

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