This is reasons to be cheerful with Edmila Band and Jeff Lloyd.

Hello, hello. Hello, how are you?

Fine, come in number three, as I used to say.

So people out on the boating pond. I think that's right, isn't it?

We went out in a pedlo in Alexander Palace in London the other weekend.

Did you? Yeah.

How are you on a pedlo in a pedlo?

It's surprisingly good. I didn't mangle any swans, we didn't run a ground.

Yeah. Well, I think it could be my vehicle of choice.

Yeah, you blow me down.

If, as, it literally just moments before we came on air, as they say,

I didn't run into one of the lifeguards from where I swim.

And he said that a photographer, the paparazzi, have been nosing around,

trying to get a photo of me in my skinny speeders.

I'm not sure they are speeders, but I mean, I've got a number of different costumes.

But they, I mean, in a way, I think I should be flatter.

This is fantastic news. Do you think so?

It's not great for the other people who use that pond.

So there's somebody lurking in the bushes.

Lurking, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it puts the suppression of the Icelandic geothermal baths video

in a whole new light. It rather suggests that you could sort of sell it to the highest bidder.

Well, I am now thinking, obviously these editors of Fleet Street,

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