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196: Mannequin For Dennehy & A Party For Adults

We're Here to Help

Headgum

Comedy

4.94.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Gareth and Jake help a caller ditch a creepy mannequin. Then, they make a kids movie night more adult-friendly. Plus, a follow-up to Ep 119 "The Queen's Off-Duty," featuring a special appearance by Cat Reitman.

The We’re Here to Help Van and Jake’s brother, Dan, will be at the Maren Morris concert at Ravinia on August 22nd. Meet fellow listeners, make some real-world connections, and be part of our first-ever fan meetup. Use code GILSENTME for 20% off reserved Pavilion seats at ravinia.org. Terms apply.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. And we're back to help.

0:21.9

We're there to help.

0:25.0

And we are back.

0:28.0

I really feel like what we just did should be part of the entragic.

0:31.3

Here's that what we do.

0:32.5

Will you put that on Patreon?

0:34.8

Will you said that beginning more?

0:36.2

I just don't want to do the same bits because you know me. Okay. But all of that, yes, we'll live on Patreon. Well, you said that beginning anymore. I just don't want to do the same bits because you know me.

0:39.0

Okay. But all of that, yes, we'll live on Patreon. And we are back on the live show. Firing.

0:45.9

Yeah, well, we haven't recorded it a minute. So now we have, we're probably going to be weirdos.

0:50.6

I miss you guys. Yeah, it's fun it's it kind of been nice to take a break

0:55.2

I've seen nice to be back a lot of we're here to help merch on the road this run is that

1:00.8

true a lot no way yes the new stuff that Morgan created yeah the old stuff new mostly new

1:08.4

honestly yeah some we're here those hats and uh Morgan's kind of killing it. And by the way, Natalie, you and Morgan went out and got a little friend date. Yeah, we had our own friend date. We just, you know, talk shit about you and Gareth a whole bunch. Respect, respect. Yeah. I'm going with Morgan to a concert tonight. Nice. We're seeing Gracie Abrams. I'm going to be, you guys are all talking of shit. Yeah, well, and with my kids. Yeah. When I asked Natalie how the hang was with Morgan, she was like, it was great. We both might start taking Jiu-Jitsu. I was like, oh my God.

1:44.7

No, no.

1:48.2

I was like, the worst takeaway possible. What they're doing is they're working

1:50.0

with Rudy Garcia. I know.

1:53.3

It's just everyone. It's just

1:53.9

she. It's already due.

1:57.0

She asked me if I wanted to do a self-defense

1:59.3

like class with Rudy. You should do it. Sure. You should do it. That's awesome. This is like your TB 12. What's the guy that Tom Brady works with? You've got that trainer guy. You're in like your little, you're in your like bargain bin TB12. By the way, you're right. And the worst part is I don't even get a cut. I'm the worst Ponzi scheme guy. They're like, you're like, you're part of a Ponzi scheme and I go like, but I'm not even on the triangle. But I could be convicted for being a part of it, but I've made no money off it. This is where you and I are similar with Option 1. Yeah. This is my version of option one. Option one keeps biting me.

2:35.5

Go ahead.

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