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Hello and happy Monday.

If you hear a light little...

In the background... Monday if you hear a light little

in the background that's my dog. He's so cute. Love a little dog snore. We love a breathing no a breathing impaired breed. See I had it. A bib. Literally it is so, you know, my karma.

I spent a portion of my life really making fun of dog moms really not relating

because I had had dogs as a child and I already talked about it in therapy so I think I've

pinpointed it but as an adult my dog me so obsessed mom Mommy's obsessed.

And I wanted Juliet and my husband said no.

And he really is a cockblock.

What is it about dogs that like when you're fucking they want to lick your

asshole or you know someone's

asshole. Everyone's dog apparently loves their creamy panties. I think I said that

on the podcast and people were like it's a thing and so I felt less you know

Weird about it because I'm like God like

Is this like me does this mean my pH balance is off and I'm just nose blind to it and my dog just goes

straight for the crotch and anything that I'm wearing?

It's like a treat for everything.

He's like, yes, she's taking her pants off.

I'm like, honey, the dog is making me feel more desired.

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