Every trained soldier knows that perching at the highest available peak will give you

the best vantage point to see potential targets and incoming threats.

Not only does it give you the best position, but it also gives you a sense of godliness.

Where similar to Zeus, you can send lightning strikes down to the mortals below.

This was the exact mindset of Charles Whitman, the 25-year-old former Marine who held a

Van Detta against life itself.

This Texas Tower Shooter's motto may well have been when life gives you lemons.

Grab a Rimmington 6-millimeter Model 700 Bolt Action Centrifier, Deer Rifle, and shoot

everyone in sight.

I like the episodes where we drink wine.

And one drunk?

Remember the second episode of Murder and Marble?

That is one of my favorite episodes of the time.

It really still is, and I just remember drinking a whole bottle of wine.

Surprise shots, surprise shots.

We don't know what they are because they're a surprise.

You know, the word surprise shot actually goes along quite nicely with our episode tonight.

So, as I said, the word surprise shot goes along perfectly.

And does anyone want to guess what the surprise shot was?

Raspberry Pucker.

Because tonight...

Good old cough syrup.

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