Chandler, we are gathered here today for an emergency episode.

Emergency 911.

I am taking so many deep breaths as I prepare to discuss this article with you,

Chandler, and this huge news, Taylor Swift, our Lord and Savior, a God walking

this earth.

Yeah?

I feel like we're living in a Taylor Swift simulation.

I could not agree more, and I am loving every second.

So please, no one wake me up from this dream from this simulation.

No one. Taylor Swift has been named Time Magazine's 2023 person of the year.

Now I'm going to be honest with you Chandler I could not care less about

Time magazine and their person of the year. I completely agree I couldn't name one time person of the year like from the past you know 28 years of me being on this earth.

Well you know what's so funny about it is I looked up previous time people of the year and I'm like oh this is why I don't care.

This is about these are global leaders,

humanitarian, people really contributing to humanity. So this is why it's never been

relevant to my life. Of course, of course, yeah. It's like what was that one

guy's name who just passed away who he couldn't remember what he did?

Oh, Henry Kissinger. Henry Kissinger. Yeah. It's like Henry Kissinger type people.

Very hen... I don't know if he's good or bad. Very Henry, Cacinger adjacent. I still don't really know what he is. Or what he did. I know he is a person. He is a human. Anyway. Yes. So,

Yeah. I. The thing that's incredible about this designation and this honor is that it came with an interview.

And this is not something Taylor really does anymore.

No, no. We have like very few interviews with Taylor Swift that we go back to that you know to re watch and investigate and scrub for clothes yes

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