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194: Bucket of Frogs & Some Guy Named Roy

We're Here to Help

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Comedy

4.93.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The guys help a caller whose daughter brings frogs into the house. Then, they start a pyramid scheme (for a good cause). Plus, a follow up from Ep 160 "Spying Gary."

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. And we are back to help.

0:21.9

We're here to help.

0:25.5

And we are back.

0:29.9

Gareth, tell us about this weekend of a few weeks back.

0:37.4

It was good. On July 20th, folks, we're July 20. of a few weeks back.

0:38.5

It was good.

0:43.6

On July 20th, folks, that's where July 22nd right now, this intro is August 4th.

0:45.6

But Gareth did ayahuasca.

0:47.0

We were texting last night.

0:50.8

I've been watching a show called Making the Band with my kids.

0:54.1

It's a Netflix show where they're trying to form a band. And every, first of all,

0:56.8

I need to say publicly, I was wrong. Gareth does not have a perm. Thank you. I have been wrong.

1:03.3

And the reason I'm wrong is men of our generation, Gareth, what you're doing with your hair is insane.

1:08.7

Thank you. It's utterly insane.

1:11.0

For our generation, we both know, and it's why you always correct me, that that looks like a perm. It's not a perm. It's curling cream. But I did not realize. I knew some YouTuber little boys, all the guys, all the, like the cute boys that my daughter's watch who'd make, like, travel shows. There's a guy I send to Gareth all the time. I had a travel show.

1:08.6

20 years ago, you're a fucking old timer dude stop stop stop let's let's do this let's have this conversation and not talk about age can we do that i'm relating to you i'm i'm your age we're geysers dude you know when we're on a a Zoom with Eric and Steve? You know how old they seem?

1:44.5

That's how we seem to everybody else.

1:46.9

When Eric's going, I bought socks from Colombo.

1:51.6

And then you're going like this, I curl my hair like a YouTuber.

1:54.9

They don't go, that's a 20-year-old boy.

1:56.9

They go, these are four guys sniffing 50.

2:01.7

Sniffing it?

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