I would dream first home, probably a doer-upper, put our ons damp on it.

Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.

But they're all so watertight, asshole-free.

Boring, just white boxes.

Well, we can decorate an old liquor painted in there.

Hmm.

Like a nice shade of grey.

We are not having grey walls.

Why not?

Why not?

Whatever stage of the process you're at,

Halifax has online first-time buyer events of full of useful tips and guidance.

Halifax, it's a people thing.

For more information, search Halifax first-time buyer events.

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