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The Cryptonaut Podcast

#192: South American Aquatic Horrors

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Lovelandfrogmen, Paranormalphenomenon, Monster, Conspiracies, Society & Culture, Cryptid, Theoccult, Cryptozoology, Unsolvedmysteries, Comedy, Ufology, Podcast

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

There are few places on Earth whose murky depths inspire more terror than those of South America. From the legendarily toothy and insatiably voracious red bellied piranhas to the equally dagger-mouthed caiman; the rivers, lakes and lagoons of this mystery laden continent illicit dread in most. But as nightmarish as the known water-dwelling flesh eaters surely are, there are score of unknown, yet equally carnivorous, creatures that are unknown to science, but induce white knuckled horror in locals who know them all too well.

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0:30.0

Hello and welcome to the Kryptonite podcast. I am Mark Stores with me as always is Rob Morphe.

0:43.9

Thank you all so very much for joining us. We are in a bit of a time crunch. So we had

0:49.7

some stuff happen last week. Christopher unfortunately got sick. Robert got sick on the same day.

0:55.4

I'm not saying it's a podcast. I'm just saying it's a podcast. So yeah. So unfortunately,

1:02.3

Bobby and Chris were down. We were planning on releasing Zen Fred apart one on this Memorial

1:09.5

Day 2021. But unfortunately more time constraints, more things are happening. So instead we are

1:17.4

celebrating Memorial Day, the only proper way you can by talking about South American aquatic

1:24.7

horrors. That's the only way. I mean, when I think Memorial Day, sure, I think about the

1:31.1

the sacrifices that great men and women have made for this nation of ours so we can remain

1:35.8

free. And and that's I guess at the highest point, but just a smidge below, it's things that

1:43.1

terrify me from an entirely different continent that happened to be sub aquatic at just they

1:49.1

go hand in hand. Yes. Exactly. Peanut butter and condoms. It is the great taste that

1:54.3

tastes great together. And this is how we show our veterans love. I mean, this is just

2:01.1

two guys trying to pull it together and make it happen. Like last set, like literally calling

2:06.8

me up or like, I don't know what we're going to do. We have I have a day and a half to add

2:10.8

a and Memorial Day is coming up. I'm like, dude, you know what? This is what we're going

2:13.9

to do. Then you throw a story at me. I throw another story at you. And I'm like, South

2:19.2

American aquatic or boom. Now, this is brilliant. Just don't forget that we had a half an hour

2:25.8

conversation of exactly what South America was because I don't know geography. Yeah, we

2:31.6

suck a geography so much. And like there is, I'll admit to you, I'm going to get ahead of

2:36.4

ourselves here. We're dealing with one entity that it treads a little into Central America.

2:42.4

So we fucking brought up all our Google maps. I got out a literal at list that I fucking

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