That's your attention now, don't I?

This is the Black Rifle Coffee podcast.

All right. We're here to review Mike's new book. It's called First Blood.

I haven't read it before, but I think it's going to be good. What do you think?

I actually wrote it in high school and had it made into a movie before I ever got out of high school.

Really? People don't realize that. Yeah. Oh. You've been around. Plus you look a lot different on the back of the...

Yeah.

Well, that's an artist rendering. It's like a... You know those guys that do sketches for like courthouses and stuff? Right. We had them like draw what they thought I might look like based on the book, and that's what they came up. I like that. I mean, that's stash. Right? That's pretty epic. That's what I'm going for.

That's pure fucking 1970s right there.

You still have that turtleneck?

I wear... that stash. Right? That's pretty epic. That's what I'm going for. That's pure fucking 1970s right there.

You still have that turtleneck?

I wear nothing but turtlenecks typically. And if I can't wear a tolleck, I'll wear a dicky. Yeah, yeah. Solid dicky. With a sport jacket or something. Right. Yeah. I think it's a good look. I don't know if you guys know who Ilya Kariakin was,

but that's the look that I'm basically going for.

No, I don't know if you guys know who Ilya Kariakin was,

but that's the look that I'm basically going for. No, I don't. I don't know who that is. That was the most obscure reference I've ever heard in my life. It was from the original Man from Uncle TV series. Wow. Yeah. How old are you? I'm 55. Yeah, but I have an appreciation for things.

55?

55?

I thought you were going to say like 45. How old are you? I'm 55. Yeah, but I have an appreciation for things.

Fifty-five?

I thought you were going to say like 45.

Oh, thank you.

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