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🗓️ 30 March 2023
⏱️ 66 minutes
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After a quick catch-up from some mental drugs announcements from the two main parties, I speak to proper stand-up Zoe Lyons. We have a good old chin-wag about how comedy is going and whether social media comics have what it takes for live. Plus Zoe, as a left leaning comic, shares her surprise at how some of our colleagues reacted to Brexit in their acts.
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0:00.0 | what most people think hello i'm in a good i'm in a I went to a mate's 50th at the weekend, and he is, that's my mate, Luke. |
0:26.5 | Happy birthday, Luke. |
0:27.5 | We had a good laugh. |
0:29.2 | He's like me. |
0:29.9 | He likes his house music, so it was like a bit of a club night. |
0:32.6 | It was a lot of people there dancing who might have had to have some ibuprofen the following day. |
0:38.6 | But one thing I realized is if you just have older friends, my friends on average, this |
0:44.6 | group of lads in particular, are all about roughly four to five years older than me. |
0:49.2 | So every single time they go through, you know, they've all been becoming 50 recently. |
0:53.8 | I say to them, happy birthday and I am significantly younger than you. |
0:51.2 | I hope this helps. Just drop that in every time, just to remind them, okay? It makes me feel, it makes me, it makes me feel young. Just befriend people who are older than you. That's what Keir Stama. I don't know if you saw this last week, |
0:55.6 | Keir and Rishia going toe to toe on who can look toughest on law and order. |
1:13.1 | And Keir Stammeria go and toe to toe on who can look toughest on law and order. |
1:16.1 | And Keir Stalmer gave this very strange speech where he said, |
1:20.6 | he was talking about some constituents that told him about the smell of cannabis. |
1:23.1 | And Keir was getting very upset. |
1:25.8 | And they sit there with their window open. |
2:02.4 | And there's a smell of cannabis coming into it. And it was just such a weird thing to go on. Like, obviously, if you live in a place where it stinks a weed all the time, you know, I guess that is annoying. But, you know, from a politics point of view, surely you'd either express a view on what you thought about cannabis, whether or not you should, you know, police should go harder for possession. I think that would go against public opinion at this point. So you just thought, oh, I know I can seem tough. I'm going to seem really cross about the smell of cannabis, just everywhere. Everywhere you go now. Cannabis, very noxious smell or if you're into your ganja, maybe not something. |
2:07.6 | And then meanwhile, you've got the Tories getting rid of laughing gas. They're going to make laughing gas illegal. It's just so funny at this point. We've got all these problems. The two main |
2:12.3 | leaders of the two parties are just kind of going, one of them's going to go, you know, illegal drugs, |
2:18.3 | I want to make them illegal. |
2:20.1 | And Rishi has just gone, right, all right, Keir's done cannabis, what's left for me? |
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