Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery. I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check before I do a cartwheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million oh my

what happy Christmas why do now you have the best Christmas ever this Christmas it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply. Check the Uber app. Hello and welcome to the game podcast from The Times. We like to think this is the best place to get a review of the weekend

football action. I'm Gabriel Marcotti and today we are truly blessed because one of my all-time

favorite football writers, in my opinion, the second best in the history of the Times

sports pages, George Kalkin will be joining us on the phone. He's written a piece

in the game about Physios at Thunderland. I know when I put it like that it sounds

boring, but it's actually very very good.

We're also going to be maybe taking a gander at people moving to China, maybe a little bit of Rowet and Zola which I don't fully understand but my guests do.

I am especially excited because joining us down the line from the idyllic hamlet of Rippenden, it's the outstanding, the very excellent

Ollie Kaye. In the studio is, once again, Julian Lawrence and James Skokroft.

We're going to start at the Etahad.

Now, City and Arsenal,

before we get into this,

I'm going to make another heartfelt plea.

I did this through Twitter last year. If anybody

wants to contradict me or join in, please do. So we have matches a day on Saturday

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