Hey guys, brand new podcast. This is something's burning uncut. This is the audio version of my cooking show.

Something's burning from the moment the mics go on until the moment the mics are off.

It is uncut. I have always been.

Fascinated by the audio of a TV show when they're not shooting the TV show just the shit that goes on offhand.

By the way, if I could get the Berk De Conquerer uncut,

holy fuck that would be an amazing podcast.

To all the shit I was talking, I would pay.

By the way, Dan Adler, if you're listening to this, I will pay legit money to buy the audio files from Berk De Conquerer and

stringing together as a podcast. I would come off like an asshole. I can promise you that.

I guarantee you I would lose fans very quickly because I did nothing but talk shit and ask when lunch was.

That's all I did the entire time of Berk De Conquerer.

Like how many more reads? We got to do two more fucking reads.

Are we doing reads a whole time, Lonnie?

How come we're doing reads? I feel like we're doing more reads.

Am I talking about Franz and Edelman?

The Edelman loop one more time.

It was me pissing and moaning about working and then me asking when lunch is.

That would be the entire audio that you would listen to.

This is not. This is just me, Brad Williams and Adam Ray,

cooking my favorite moment in any substance burning that ever happened is on this podcast.

Brad Williams falls out of a stool and my response was,

what, my response was what? I forget what my response was.

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