Hello and welcome to this episode of the official podcast. I am Andrew. I am lying in my bed on a Saturday night

Sweating buckets and I'm not even hot

Charlie's brain has a message and he's sending it out with every nerve and every muscle he's got

Kaya's got so many dreams that he doesn't know where to put him

So he's got a lot of fuel and loose and Jackson's got the feeling that he's starting to rust

So he's got to rev it up and put him to use and we're gonna talk about from shit

We're gonna talk about yeah, no guest you guys have been asking for us to not have a guest and we were more than happy to indulge the

Request so this week no guest, but we will be talking about let's see

I actually had some Alex Jones and some stuff like that the Titanic maybe I don't know

But before that I want to actually actually really mention something today's Monday that means yesterday was Sunday

That's news to most people I would imagine but

Some of you know we had a referendum here in on Christmas Island

So many of you have been sending me your condolences on Twitter and such

Telling me that you hope I can get the fuck out of this shit hole

And as you know, we've been working on that

We've been trying to you know work towards the

I don't know establishing the official studio. So we're happy to announce that we now have a new member in our family of sponsors

That's dollar-shaven club Charlie. Have you heard of dollar-shaven club?

Started by Dr. Carver

Something he has shaving butter and stuff

Well, Charlie if you're anything like me

You probably really have to shave every few like should you're not nothing like me

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