189: How Not to Get Divorced with Sam Pamphilon

The Scummy Mummies Podcast

Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn

Kids & Family, Self-improvement, Parenting, Education

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

What's the best way to announce your separation? Is it possible to stay civil if you're still living together? And how do you cope when your ex's new partner is literally wearing your trousers? Comedian Sam Pamphilon knows the answer to none of these questions, but we have a good laugh anyway!

The actor and former chef tells us how he's handling the pandemic, and what his signature lockdown dish is. We discuss Sam's sexual preferences, donkeys versus racehorses, chicken vaginas, and Val Kilmer's elbow. It's one of the most honest and hilarious chats we've ever had, so do have a listen.

As mentioned on the podcast, Sam isn't on social media at the moment. If you want to follow him, best loiter around Sydenham Lidl.

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0:20.0	Check the Uber app.
0:27.0	Today's episode is sponsored by EE. Now we've managed to record this episode amongst just the sheer chaos of tour life, juggling teens, homework, washing piles and just mess. They're just mess all the time. How my kids
0:34.8	know how to tie their own shoes or the days of the week is beyond me. But help is at hand.
0:39.9	I am very pleased to tell you that EE have introduced EE Learn.
0:44.0	It's a collection of tools, services and information to help families like mine
0:48.3	learn wonderful things and it's open to everyone everywhere.
0:52.0	The new digital platform, E.E. Learn Smart, gives kids access to
0:55.4	inspiring mentors from fabulous places like Bafter and the FAA. The lessons can help kids pick up
1:01.1	new skills that will help them get on and this could be
1:03.8	something from backyard chemistry to future ready financial advice. Do you know what I
1:08.3	just wish I had something like this when I was growing up? Actually I think I'm
1:11.6	still growing up so I better go to E. E. Learn right now. And if you want to find out more, just search E. E. Learn. Right. And levels are good. Do you want to introduce this one Helen? Yeah good.
1:26.2	Pampfylon. I mean you can say it less like you if it's a difficult to
1:30.5	pronounce Chinese word. I just just, I get nervous all of a sudden.
1:35.0	A little bit less like you're reading ancient scripture.
1:38.0	Right, excellent.
1:40.0	Okay, shall we start?
1:41.0	Get thee to the Pamphelon.
1:43.0	I just make out the symbols.
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