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Now look, people will be wondering what's happened in our very exciting lives.

Exactly. Over the last couple of weeks when we haven't been available to the listening

masses. So can you bring everybody up to speed? I mean, I'll be honest, we did have a couple

of exchanges during the last fortnight. Largely, well, there was one particularly rawnsy exchange

of texts about pensions. I see you remember which was about 10 days ago, which I enjoyed,

but you curtailed it, so you didn't want to go on anymore. And I didn't hear from you for

a few days. Heartbreak, and I shut it down.

This is fortunately where Fieglover and Jane Garvey take you from the inimitable to the inane.

So much has happened in the world. We lost Prince Philip. Did that affect you? Were you deeply

moved by that? No, I know that you are. And I'm not being insincere and saying this, actually,

you hold the royal family in very high regard. They have a place in your life, don't they?

Yeah, I think let's be clear about this. Yes, some members who I have a level of respect

for, I thought, I mean, you'd have to have a heart of stone, not to be moved by elements

of what happened on Saturday. I am very, very intrigued by the expression and it cropped

up a lot in discussion of Prince Philip. That wonderful expression didn't suffer or doesn't

suffer falls gladly. And I've always been intrigued by that because I never know who

decides or what gives you the right to decide who is the fool. You know, why is somebody

like Prince Philip allowed to say, or was allowed to say, that person is a fool, therefore

I will not suffer them gladly because it's not, I mean, who's to judge? Who's a fool

and who isn't? There may well be people. Yes. Well, don't you think it just landed in

what was already quite a full box of euphemisms, didn't it? Because as well as not suffering

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