This is a Headgum podcast. Hey, we're here, two out.

We're here to help.

Hey, Steve Berg is here.

I'm going to predict Steve's accomplishment list involves making food, having coffee, and doing one tiny, like, little errandy or around the house thing, Jake?

Because he said he's done a lot today.

Bathroom.

Yeah.

A successful bathroom.

Who'd you successful?

I would have liked better, but I was a little anxious about starting the Zoom.

Yeah, well, you know, I get stage, I have stage fright, which is definitely true. No, but I woke up to my cat sitting on my chest, meanging my face, and I had nothing to eat. So I went to Trader Joe's right when right when it opened first one in there by the way uh you were the first you went to a trader joes this early in the

morning yeah i went right at eight when it opened and i was literally what for i had nothing to eat my

house oh doesn't sound like hungry no it does oh i ate I ate everything. I've never heard of somebody eating their house out. Oh, you know, you know his wife's gone, right? Yeah. Oh, I did know that. His wife's gone. I'm living in chaos. It's bachelor boy style, you know. So it's just Carl's Jr. rappers and like post-its.

Hold on, Steve.

At our age, we can't be Bachelor Boy style.

It is.

Bachelor boy.

Man.

In the house.

But also what that means for Steve.

Our big body's walking around the house is not a bunch of bachelor boys.

But what that means to Steve

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