I'll keep this short. We have a Patreon. And lately the amount on that Patreon has gone down.

While income from live shows and merch do obviously help, the Patreon is still the main way that

we make this show and pay all the people involved, both behind the scenes and, you know, in front of

the scenes. Is that the phrase? So if you are able to and have not yet supported us on Patreon,

please consider it. It helps the show exist. And we have all sorts of cool rewards, like director's

notes on every episode, zoom hangs with the cast and crew, add free versions of every episode,

and even having yourself inserted as a character into the show, yes, you could become an actual

citizen of Nightfail. To help us out, go to welcometonightfail.com and click on donate. Please

consider doing that and enjoy the show goodbye. Come to the place where the fun never ends.

Non-stop fun. Fun all the time. It does not stop. There are no exits. Where are the exits?

Welcome to Nightfail.

Listeners, have you ever experienced a traumatic moment? Say, a car wreck, or a sliced open

finger on a mandolin, or a lost wallet? And in that moment, you found focus. Everything slowed

down and became clear. Have you ever felt this kind of resolve in the face of chaos?

Well, I hope you get that feeling again soon because I have some bad news. Library Director

George Hempstead informs me that the locks on the library cages were broken this morning,

and all of the librarians have escaped. They're slithering through the stacks of science fiction,

crawling along shelves of self-help, and leaving trails of slime atop the dusty tomes of the library's

rare books and old national geographic issues collection. Director Hempstead, who has always been

a fair leader, a very patient man, does not know how the locks were broken, but he assures the people

of Nightfail that heads will roll. Oh, not literally. He's not a barbarian. He only means that he

plans to dock the pay of his library staff for violating their employee handbook, which clearly states

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