Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our

latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via

supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was

a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my

guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my

Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with

me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit

girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform.

I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nirvana

while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

I'm mad at everybody. Let's party. Good morning, everybody. How am I looking? How am I doing?

What does Mayor Ed Koch used to say? He said, how am I doing? Right? I don't remember those.

You don't know? I know who he is. He's a liar. I don't remember that catchphrase.

How am I going to get feedback as Mayor? Let's ask him his constituents. How am I doing, right?

He said, how are we doing? How are we doing? Let's get after it. That's my catchphrase now.

Quest Cuomo can suck one. I'm the get after it. Fucker now. It's time to get after it. We got news

coming up in the hour. We got traffic and weather coming up at 105 today, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm gonna give you all the updates. It's a mess up there. It's the holiday season.

We're going to have John from Macy's calling in. John from Macy's is going to give us some

tips and tricks on beating the big crowds at the mall this year. Bad little. What's the top?

What are the top gifts out there at Macy's? We're going to give Macy's a big shout out. They

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