#184: Zimbabwe Goblin Mania Part 3: The Wrath Of Con

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Lovelandfrogmen, Paranormalphenomenon, Monster, Conspiracies, Society & Culture, Cryptid, Theoccult, Cryptozoology, Unsolvedmysteries, Comedy, Ufology, Podcast

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🗓️ 29 March 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Caught in the throes of a scandalous cyclone of black magic, monsters and molestation, the justifiably terrified citizens of Zimbabwe were gripped in a near paralytic panic as lives were devastated by well organized gangs of paranormal perverts who abused, maimed and sometimes killed their human prey; creating a lucrative business opportunity for traveling “demon hunters” who, for a considerable fee, promised to permanently rid their homes, schools and villages of these lecherous little folk.

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