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You guys know the secret to kissing in a bottle?

I know we've all...

How many of you have...

I actually haven't watched somebody drink their own piss.

I've only listened to it in the dark 10th.

I've easily three times.

You have to...

The diameter of the top of the bottle has to be substantially different than the one you're drinking out of. Correct. The mistake people will make is they'll put two bottles with the same diameter top. So when you turn it to your mouth, it feels... You better know the difference because otherwise you're going to swig your own piss. Yeah. Ambien was two or three times. To blame. Did you spit it out? Get it down. I got like three gulps in. Yeah. Three gulf. The best one was my, uh, in Afghanistan, my roommate. He used to freeze water in the little crappy fridge. Yeah, yeah. And then he'd break open. He'd crack the bottle. So the frozen bottle of water. Yep. And then make ice cubes for his whiskey.

That makes sense.

So he would cut the bottom out of the bottles.

Right.

And I woke up one morning and we had just been in a gunfight that night, like it was super

late, indirect fire and stuff.

So I was just smoked out of my mind.

I woke up and I picked up a bottle that had the bottom cut out of it. I pissed the entire bladder into, onto my feet. Yep. In our firebase in our room and just sent it. It was like, fuck it. And then just took the water bottle that was next to it, poured it on my feet. It sprinkled them off and got back in my little bunk.

It was like, fuck it. It should happen to man. It's taxing very money, well spent. It happens to come back. Millions of dollars of training. I was in a little known area called Spin Bulldack. Do you ever know of that place? Yeah, I've been too there. It's a, it can be spicy. It's a shit hole. It's a shithole.

It's a super shit hole.

And I tried to figure out... It's a, it can be spicy. It's a shithole. It's a shithole. It's a super shithole.

And I tried to figure out if a five-gallon, one of those brown five-gallon water

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