You are listening to The Dollop. This is a bi-weekly American history podcast. Each week,

I read a story from American history. Oh, to my friend.

Kierith Reynolds, who has no idea what the topic is going to be about. I like this premise.

This is a winning premise. I like what I'm hearing. I'm still here, aren't I?

God, you want to look at it? I'll do one button. People say this is funny.

Not Gary Gara. Dave, okay. Someone or something is tickling people. Is it far-fine?

And this is not going to come to tickley podcast. Yeah, you are Queen Fakie of A-Up Town.

All hail Queen Shit of Liesville. A bunch of religious virgins go to Mingles and do what?

I can't. No, I see. Done my friend. No, no, no.

We like to laugh. Hello. This podcast is brought to you by our Patreon subscribers.

I want to thank each and every one of you for subscribing and subscribing. It is awesome.

It makes my 1700 hours a week that I spend working on this. 1700. Sounds like you're working on

this podcast. Flating those. Very helpful. In between, I'm writing this sequel to the Martian.

Wait, yep. The Jupiter. What's the plot? Guys, I get stuck on Jupiter. I run Liesville.

And then what he just like drives around. He uses his poop to make potatoes. Yeah. Okay.

Well, that is very... I don't know if that's a sequel. It's a sequel. I don't know if that's a sequel.

The starring Ben Affleck? This is not a sequel. I think you're competing directly against the Martian.

No, it's the sequel. Okay. Have you talked to anybody associated with the Martian?

Don't need to. No, you do. You absolutely do. I don't think so. That's not how sequels work.

You know, it is no. Okay. Good luck with that. One day in March, 1980. My favorite one yet. One day.

San Bernardino, 1980. Okay. San Bernardino, Deputy Jim Evans, a Vietnam veteran,

a father of a three-month-old baby, told his wife, something big is going to go down and we're

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