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Nobody's Listening, Right?

Nobody's Listening Productions

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Elizabeth, Marriage, Mommy, Couple, Laime, Funny, Totally, Podcaster, Comedy, Podcast, Itunes, Advice, Relationships, Married

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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This week Elizabeth opens a can of B.S. about a new Netflix documentary, we probably get my brother fired in Cincinnati, we debate Cougar Puberty, discuss perimenopause, and Andy finally becomes a real human being. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BIG THANKS to this week’s sponsor ⁠Trainwell⁠ Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free at ⁠trainwell.net⁠ with code NLR or click on ⁠https://go.trainwell.net/NLR⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR: Join ⁠Patreon⁠ for bonus episodes! Buy the ⁠Merch⁠! Find us on ⁠Instagram⁠ Find us on ⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ Watch us on ⁠YouTube⁠ Shop our Amazon recommendations ⁠Here⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:37 Cans Of BS 04:06 What Happened To Amy Bradley 07:45 International Waters 13:42 Security Guard Respect 18:20 The Best Show I've Ever Seen 20:56 The Power Of Barry Manilow 22:36 Cougar Puberty & Perimenopause 31:26 Trainwell Training App 34:48 Mall Economics 47:04 Are Bugs Sentient Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And I apologize if anyone's listening to this heading towards a cruise or on a cruise is once you are 12 miles offshore.
0:08.8	Oh, yeah, no holds bar. There is no laws. Is that what you're going to say?
0:11.8	No laws. International waters.
0:14.8	How do you know all this? Everybody knows about international waters. That's the name of the game.
0:34.8	Nobody's listening, right?
0:36.2	Hi, Andy.
0:44.2	So excited to talk to you, talk to you, with you, at me, at you for an hour, as though no one we're listening.
0:46.0	Is anyone listening?
0:50.4	Before we do that, let's shout out this week's sole amazing sponsor.
0:53.4	Oh, yes, my favorite, the Trainwell app.
0:55.8	Their incredible fitness app that I've been using, and we have an amazing offer for our listeners that we will get to later in the episode.
1:01.2	But first, is anyone listening? Yes, very sweet comment on Spotify from Emily May.
1:06.9	Aw. She says, this pod. Lovely name. I know.
1:13.6	Yeah. Should we sit with that name for a second?
1:15.4	Yeah.
1:15.9	Emily May.
1:16.8	Now, I'm partial to May.
1:18.9	So am I.
1:19.7	Because it's our daughter's middle name.
1:22.9	And it was a family name.
1:25.3	Now, looking back through some old, old family photos, this was like a great, great, great, great, great, aunt type situation. But the other names in that family were pet.
1:35.5	Great name. Dot. Even better name. May. May.
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