182: EP 182 - AGENDA NEUTRAL

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

It's a solo show this week, with plenty to get stuck into.

From eerie silence over good economic news to Starmer's word salad over self ID & the hilarious furore over the gender neutral Brits nominations.

I also bemoan the untimely demise of Lad's mags.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	What most impulse?
0:04.8	Hello and welcome to episode of what most people think now.
0:19.9	The first thing that should be standing out to you now,
0:22.1	you're going, it's a Tuesday, Norco.
0:24.7	You've thrown me out, mate.
0:25.7	It popped up in my podcast thing.
0:27.6	I thought it's Wednesday.
0:28.8	I thought I'd maybe missed a whole day of my life
0:31.8	or been in some sort of drug-induced coma.
0:34.6	But yeah, it is a Tuesday.
0:36.5	And there's a couple of reasons for that is there were some stories that have emerged. I wanted to get into, I wanted to get into early doors. There was a big Kirstama interview of Laura Coonsberg at the weekend. I watched it so you don't have to is the way I'm selling this. I'm not saying that he lacks charisma. Yeah, I am saying that.
0:55.0	I am saying that he lacks charisma.
0:56.8	And also there was this story, which I found absolutely hilarious, is that the Brit Awards,
1:01.9	having announced a gender neutral category, didn't nominate any women for the top artists
1:08.1	of the year, which I just think is hilarious, right?
1:11.4	We've got to talk about this.
1:12.5	So I wanted to get into those subjects as soon as possible.
1:15.1	But before we do any of that, the big announcement is that my last comedy tour special,
1:20.5	I Blame the Parents, is available streaming now.
1:23.9	It's now on Patreon, the Patreon, which helps support the podcast and keep it it ad free so you don't have to hear things like, I'm using zip bag. Zip bag is a new way of shitting in public. I just, I don't have to find a public toilet or even ask a pub if I can use their toilet. I just pull out the zip bag, have a dump, and I'm gone. I'm a big fan of zip. There's so many of those adverts. Do these products ever stick around more than like fucking three weeks? But anyway, I'm supposed to be announcing my own thing here, and I've got sidetracked. My comedy special is streaming, you know? I have to use that word. I don't really like it.
2:02.3	It's not streaming, is it? I'm not Netflix. It's on. It's on my Patreon. It's available on my
2:07.7	Patreon and that is free to all tiers. This is a thank you for your support over the last year
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