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Hello and welcome to Crime and Sports. Yay! Oh yay indeed Jimmy yay indeed. My name is James Petrogallo. I'm here with my co-host. I am Jimmy Westman.

Thank you folks so much for joining us today. First of all apologies if I'm a little scratchy. I'm sorry, just out of the house going on but I'm not feeling terrific. So we're going to get through this now. We're going to fight through it.

Jimmy's had a bad day. He's driving a town in country right now or some shit. They gave him a giant. He's got a giant maroon mini van.

He's driving like where are the kids? There's all a soccer equipment there pal. It's one of those cars real like the shit dads that are like yeah it's cool. It's cool. You know it's not cool. There's not a damn thing cool about this car.

It's the most emasculating. Is that the word? It's a man. Well that's one of them. It's one of the words that you can use. It should be like a real pussy.

To put it a little more succinctly just like that. It's a real bitch car. It's pretty hilarious to watch and pull it into the driveway. So look at this. We got a town in country there. It's a pretty sweet one.

It looks like a car a guy goes well I don't know. We'll have to ask the wife. What are those guys cars? It's. It's not. Can you go out tonight? No, let me see if I can ask the wife. You know how it goes. It's not even that. I don't even know what it is. It's such a weeny car.

It's something that like a woman with like seven kids drives. Yeah. Like seven.

Roger Lee or two and her dog gets to drive in the front seat. All the kids go in the back. That's the woman that drives that car.

There's a lot of the past. There's all there's Cheerios. If you if you could fill a vacuum back with the Cheerios on the floor of that car and cheese it's and goldfish.

It's got to be a carpet. Teddy grams all over the place. It's fucking messing there. Anyway, that said thank you everyone for your reviews this week.

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Great to our to our subject of the day. This should be interesting. We're going to basketball again, which is always fun whenever we do like the you know late 90s, 90s basketball. That's a fun time. And we're going to have a fun time today.

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