181: 90 Day Fiance, Married at First Sight & Sister Wives

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Tv & Film, After Shows, Tv Reviews

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🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

I missed you last week, but I am back like Chili’s baby back ribs (barbecue sauce). My Easter was epic, especially for the neighborhood of folks who experienced an earthquake when I wiped out in front of them. I’ll share with you the glorious details, and then a full rundown of 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (8:50). A thunderstorm nearly fries the egg in Ed’s hair while a mime in the Ukraine leaves me no choice but to lead a Mime #MeToo Movement.

Jessica has never been more on-brand than traveling with her crockpot on Married at First Sight (33:00). Perhaps Katie can carry Derek’s heart and soul in there after she steps on them and crushed his ego as a garnish. Then we’re off to Flagstaff for the season finale of Sister Wives (43:35). Realtor J. Christ hasn’t gotten back to Robyn about a rental, but who cares because this week is all about Maddie’s cervical mucus! Membranes and mortgages go together like Meri and Lularoe, ya know? SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!

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0:27.0	routes and fears are subject to availability terms and conditions apply. Hello and welcome to reality TV. It is great to be back. I missed you guys last week. How to take care of some
0:45.0	personal things and just take a minute to breathe not too deeply during this
0:49.8	time, but it's crazy. You know, I know we're all going through it, whether it be ourselves or family members for me
0:57.3	Just really heavy stuff going on in my family, but I'm here because we all need a moment to laugh 45 60 minutes to just let all the
1:07.8	serious stuff off our back and laugh about the crazy shit that was on TV this week.
1:13.6	And there certainly was a lot.
1:16.0	This week I'm going to be breaking down
1:17.8	the latest 90-day fiance before the 90 days.
1:20.6	How about that shower?
1:22.2	Married at first sight and sister wives, which means this week on
1:26.0	Patreon I'm going to be doing a double-headed of 60 days in and in the whole
1:31.1	spirit of keeping things light, I'm going to do some deep diving on UK Daily Mail,
1:36.8	blind items, you name it. I just going to be looking for some really surface level superficial shit so let's just get into that
1:45.6	over on patreon but for now I owe a huge thank you, Jill, Heather, Chastity, Catherine, Ashley, Paula, Janelle, and Shannon.
1:58.4	Wow, I am so overwhelmed and so thankful.
2:02.6	Welcome to the baddest apples.
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