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The Story Must Be Told

18. The Mother Of Nature - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski

The Story Must Be Told

The Last Podcast Network

Arts

4.8530 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2018

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Our dearest Preacher Jackie, the Miss Good Zebrowski, has returned to deliver a story of retribution true. Olden times were worsen times, we can all attest, those of us who knew them. Let us worship modernity, because ain’t nothin like an aisle of chips and a diet to every sugar free. People used to be afraid of birds, ha, and wolves? We saw to that, yes ma’am. I'll kill any bird I see uh huh. Officiant: Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7, insta @jackthatworm) Invocation Psalm: “What Now The Dogs Have Buried” Liturgical Reading: “The Mother of Nature” Concluding Prayer Can’t get me talkin bout bugs, not a good idea. Saw a baby carried off by ants once, and a dog stripped in seconds by termites, the kind that eat dogs that is. Can’t get me talking bout bugs, nuh uh

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0:00.0

My name is wretchedness and my deed is infamy.

0:26.3

Slash with thy juices, natural and weighty, the story must be told.

0:36.7

Ha! Our yoke, it is punctured by the nails of thy nurse whose name we forget.

0:46.3

Oh, may we always remember to love the father, scorn the one who has betrayed us,

0:57.0

and get a little greasy with all them children's.

1:03.4

We now enjoy a psalm.

1:06.1

Thy Lord story has produced.

1:23.0

Nature, it calls me, and so I run to her, nude and brimming, with my body's slippery waters.

1:30.5

In a ditch I am at home, with the weeds and the fungi, the insects and the worms, and the bits dogs have varied, of corpses washed out of the graveyard by the storm.

1:36.1

Command me nature, love me animals, and when the drought does come, feast upon me, for

1:43.6

I drip sustenance and fester with flavor.

1:47.7

The dogs return, and hungry they nibble, a bit of tongue for rover, a sliver of thigh for Rosco,

1:55.3

a toe for tugger, and a genital for cupper. When will nature reclaim these bones? When will she return me to the

2:04.7

dirt I love so? Check back in two weeks and see what now the dogs have buried. Sister Callista, thank you

2:16.1

again for your beautiful

2:18.3

wordings, your humble phrasings.

2:23.3

You always bring us a smirk or two here in the parish,

2:28.3

and for that I say,

2:30.3

Leave! Get out!

2:33.3

You disgust me. Now that we are free of such grace, we can recall the words we always say.

2:48.1

The story must be told.

2:50.3

The story must be told. The story must be told.

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