18. The Blastage Zone

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:59.2	Hello, If you need real help or advice, please seek a therapist or licensed a professional. Do it live. So we always have this. Robot. we always have this we do this podcast we're almost talking we're almost like 20 fucking it up so hard 20 episodes in and uh look man yeah you have
1:07.0	often have too many drinks uh-huh this really, really where you jump to shark.
1:11.6	There's too many fucking drinks on the table.
1:13.4	It's good because I don't have to get up if I want to drink.
1:15.7	There's milk on the table.
1:16.8	When's the last time you fucking drank a glass of milk?
1:19.2	Years.
1:19.9	Okay.
1:20.1	So you don't need milk.
1:21.4	Also, it's fucking 2% milk.
1:24.6	I don't even use milk in coffee. I don't milk on my coffee. I don't milk using my coffee.
1:28.3	So I'll put the milk down.
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1:29.9	And we'll get rid of a lot of these cans.
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