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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

18 - Old Navy Behavior

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Comedy

5.03.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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OH NO! What's that in the woods! It's two fierce gays with too much to say! This week at good ole camp shady birch, Counselor Zachariah and Counselor Jonathan bring all the drama. Why is the security guard at the Oculus homophobic? What is clarified butter? Why is sour cream so addictive? And why is Nicole Scherzinger's name so hard to pronounce? This and so much on episode 18 of Camp Counselors baby! Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories to campcounselorspod@gmail.com Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspod Camp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/ Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey Happy Campers!

0:02.0

New, unique, I like it.

0:05.0

I thought I would go high, because you always go low.

0:07.0

Yeah, I always take the low road.

0:10.0

Listen, the low road is less travel, there's no traffic down there, it's the road to take it.

0:14.7

I think we're told that we should take the high road, but no.

0:18.1

I don't take the low road.

0:19.3

In 2023, let's decide, hey Shaykau, let's take the low road together.

0:24.5

Sounds good.

0:25.5

Welcome back everybody.

0:27.8

It is week 18 here at Camp Shadybridge.

0:30.4

We're almost 20 weeks.

0:31.6

I know, we're almost half term.

0:34.1

I was going to say if we were pregnant with this,

0:36.2

it would be at least the size of a guava.

0:39.5

Should we celebrate a baby shower once we give birth? we have a birthing day when we hit 40

0:45.9

weeks look out for that campers there's going to be a baby shower on camp shady

0:50.0

birch on week 40 we've already decided we've locked in for our contract with

0:54.3

Samage for 40 weeks so we have until then for sure so look out for that baby

0:59.6

shower on week 40 but we're at week 18 and we're super excited you're here so

1:03.6

being a camper and just laughing us every week because we love you so

1:07.8

freaking match. Just make sure you check your emails for that registry. We will be

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