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Can you me? Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love, like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

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Kids can be so cruel. It's a well-worn cliche which usually refers to a bit of name calling

in the play-grounds or a game of Keepaway with a backpack. What is Keepaway? What is going

on? I've never heard of this game. It's probably because I was left out of all this.

All the fun stuff. So lonely. When you start plumbing the depths of juvenile

through crime, however, all that school-yard stuff seems like, well, child's play.

Here you discover exactly what I love little cherubs capable of, given the right conditions.

Let me confirm that their crimes can be every bit as bloody horrible as anything a grown

adult can inflict. While there appears to be dolls and finishing up their homework,

these little terrors are sharpening their favourite knives, torturing the little cats

or worse. Yeah, I mean, look out for future serial killer thing. Is it torturing animals?

What was that TV show? That was really nicely made. I'm drawing an absolute blank on it,

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