179- Brandon Wardell Part 1

The Todd Glass Show

Misfit Toys

Comedy

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2014

⏱️ 103 minutes

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This week Todd is joined by one of the best new comics in the game, Brandon Wardell! This is part 1 of an epic 2 parter! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Misfit Toys
0:02.0	Hey, how you doing?
0:06.0	Okay, well, where do I start?
0:12.0	Brandon Wardell is our guest and it was, it was a lot of fun.
0:18.7	By the way, I'm now sitting in my house, you might hear the Christmas music in the distance almost very faint but
0:26.9	it is there. I know it's so hard to hear but yeah you heard it a little bit we're
0:41.2	probably hearing it a little bit louder than you're hearing it.
0:44.0	Imagine that. Instantly.
0:47.0	I'm here with Ursula's parents.
0:52.0	Ursula's parents.
0:56.5	Ursa was honestly at my house tonight and she is just fucking adorable and uh...
0:59.8	Rob is here Ursa's uh... guess you could say owner, parent.
1:03.7	A parent sounds so much nicer, doesn't it?
1:06.3	You don't want to sound sick though.
1:07.8	You don't want to bring it.
1:08.6	My son, Ursula, or my daughter Ursula, needs a,. I don't know what I'm talking about.
1:18.5	And then Lane is here, how you doing Lane?
1:20.5	I'm going to die, how are you?
1:22.0	I'm doing good, I'm going to die. How are you? I'm doing really good. And we had Ursula over tonight. I hadn't seen her in a long time. She was definitely very excited to see me. It took a little bit of work.
1:34.0	Now she's laying right by my side.
1:38.0	I fed her so much.
1:40.0	I had like pieces of hamburger in my pants.
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