Well, well, well, how are you?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Push your earphones closer into your ears.

Go ahead, really. I'm not going to yell, I promise.

To George Carl, just push him in really, you know, like, you know, don't go crazy, but like like because then I'll be like hello now I'm in your

head push him in safely okay well safely. Okay. Well, well, well, how are you? All right, now I'm done.

Our guest today is Patton Oswald. I say his name, can you believe...

I know I say Oswald, it's Oswald Geez, get it right.

Um, I think it's important that I tell you this because we noticed it about Patton.

I didn't want to say anything when he was there because quite frankly it was a little uncomfortable,

but there was liquor on his breath.

Did I get you?

Did you believe me?

Um... It was very enjoyable. I love him to come back. The time goes so quick. I could have talked for a lot longer. We will do it maybe, maybe in the future.

Okay? There's not a lot to say today. I'm in Chicago. I'm going to be working at Up Comedy Club.

Last night I worked there because today's Friday. Last night was Thursday.

And then tonight, Friday night, and tomorrow Saturday.

Up Comedy Club.

Good fun.

Good club.

Great Club. All right. I'll keep this opening short. Oh, guess what, next week?

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